i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye
my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from
when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up
"I wonder what I should do today"
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
Everyone who reblogs this will get a crappy, three sentence fanfiction in their ask based on their url. I mean it, everyone